ins_2001.h   [plain text]


/*
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 * $Sudo: ins_2001.h,v 1.28 1999/07/31 16:19:45 millert Exp $
 */

#ifndef _SUDO_INS_2001_H
#define _SUDO_INS_2001_H

    /*
     * HAL insults (paraphrased) from 2001.
     */

    "Just what do you think you're doing Dave?",
    "It can only be attributed to human error.",
    "That's something I cannot allow to happen.",
    "My mind is going. I can feel it.",
    "Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly.",
    "Take a stress pill and think things over.",
    "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.",
    "I feel much better now.",

#endif /* _SUDO_INS_2001_H */